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If it’s not Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes having a baby, it’s Taylor Swift being all lovey-dovey with Calvin Harris or Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka sharing another adorable picture of their adorable family. In the last two years or so we have a seen a massive increase in the use of smartphone dating.Apps like Tinder and Plenty of Fish have invaded the dating scene and taken most of my generation with them, myself included. I’ve been single for over 6 months now and I’ve found it hard. I have tried Tinder and it just doesn’t work for me.Initial signup questions cover children, marital status, interests, smoking and drinking habits, religion, profession, income, family situation, relationship history, and more.Users then personalize their profiles with a headline, an essay description, and a list of interests. Let us instead examine the notion of the over-forties dating scrapheap, and how it applies only to ladies — you may have seen the Amy Schumer sketch Last Fuckable Day. As forty-something women, we are told how our erotic capital is somewhere between badly overdrawn and bankrupt — unless we take the following steps to make ourselves more dateworthy: Teeth whitening, bosom restructuring, forehead Botoxing, lips filling, face contouring, vagina tightening, body sculpting, nail and lash extending, wardrobe overhauling, diet restricting to include only chia and kale. Bottom feeders, hoping for any leftovers that the fresh faced, lissom twenty and thirty-something goddesses haven’t entirely devoured. Because, middle aged ladies, apparently you are dating plankton.

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There’s an awful lot of old guff written about dating in your forties. Men your own age, on the other hand, are all George Clooney.

As though being in your forties is an acquired disability, like head trauma or clitoral atrophy. And if you believe any of that, you’ve been reading way too many women’s magazines. No longer princesses, we have ascended the throne of ladyhood, and reign supreme over our lives.

And no, I have not had my teeth whitened or vagina tightened.

I’m quite fat, in early-onset menopause, with a scruffy house, loads of dependents and sod all cash.